percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

(via sniffing)

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

(via fake-mermaid)

yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

(via fake-mermaid)

ewari:

gaypee:

therapsid:

"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

image

brush me

"what is your cutie mark?"

"The fuck should i know I don’t care"

(Source: pleatedjeans, via ionlyfollowbadblogs)

Timestamp: 1413182454

ewari:

gaypee:

therapsid:

"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

image

brush me

"what is your cutie mark?"

"The fuck should i know I don’t care"

(Source: pleatedjeans, via ionlyfollowbadblogs)

vxpo:

tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

This is so important.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Timestamp: 1413182281

vxpo:

tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

This is so important.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

stridedave:

what happened 

(via officertoast)

Timestamp: 1413182098

stridedave:

what happened 

(via officertoast)

burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

image

(via officertoast)

egberts:

notjackwhite:

it’s 2 am and I just went into my kitchen to eat Oreos in my underwear

why are the oreos wearing your underwear?

(via whothefrickfrackisjackbarakat)

mhyin-mahar:

So I was watching A Scooby-Doo! Halloween when…

(Source: 24-karat-vagina, via officertoast)

Timestamp: 1413181778

mhyin-mahar:

So I was watching A Scooby-Doo! Halloween when…

(Source: 24-karat-vagina, via officertoast)