ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

(via fake-mermaid)

meanplastic:

'my new year's resolution is to start working out'

(via clestroying)

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

image

bless you

(via clestroying)

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

(via pizza)

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via huskmig)

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

(Source: solarcrashx, via officertoast)

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Timestamp: 1406908669

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

image

(Source: surprisebitch, via clestroying)

likeigiveabother:

i dont have a good side im just equally ugly all over

(via sniffing)

catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

(via pizza)